- Digger
- Northern UK
- 18 Jul 2005
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I've racked my brain for a while so here goes, don't buy any newspapers they are expensive and usually quite dull, if you need to read a newspaper go to the local library and you can read one for nowt. Next don't put the central heating on at all just wear an extra jumper,this will save lots of money gas is expensive, next if you boil the kettle for a cup of coffee make your brew and pour the rest of the boiling water into a thermos flask,this will save you having to boil the water in the kettle again, next one is don't switch the lights on in the house ,use candles instead, but the cheapest ones you can find and store them in the freezer,just take one out each time you need to see in the dark,because they are frozen they will last three times longer than usual. The last one for now is don't give any money away at all no matter what it's for, charity begins at home and a lot of charities in the UK are awash with financial resources but still go out begging for our hard earned dosh. Oh and one more drive the car very carefully never race off at the traffic lights and if you are on the motorway run the car at 54.9mph or thereabouts and keep the car windows closed, don't put the heated rear window on that uses more energy. If you get invited to a party over the Christmas period, don't think that you have to take along an expensive bottle of wine or spirits, fill an old wine bottle with watered down vinegar and then when everyone is drunk let them have the vinegar and tell them it's homemade wine, they won't know the difference if they are drunk enough.
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